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My radio show, experiment alpha (an alaskan show good enough that the BBC played a few episodes), usually started with a 10-15 minute pre-show show on a "station named KZEP" which boasted 25 hours a day of the Zep classics you crave - all Zep, all the time. We had to eventually stop doing that since giving out false call letters is an FCC violation, albeit one we committed weekly for 2 years.

It made the 25 hours a day claim because of the Dreaded Zeb Doublecast where we played two zep albums at once - do you think you can handle it? We awarded prizes to a random listener we called who could name both songs currently playing, and had one of our friends blow the guess and say he was going to shoot himself and then hang up.

Our public service contribution was to recite the lyrics from truly brain-dead crap like "The Song Remains the Same" as coffeehouse poetry and then marvel at its nuances. Most of our audience loved it as a hilarious send up (our DJ nicks for that showlet were Bob Page and Jim Plant). Some Zep fans were furious and howled for our blood, or more appropriately, cancellation. However, a majority of Zep fans that called us took the show quite seriously, saw nothing amiss about it, and were only startled when our real show suddenly preempted it (usually after some situation-comedyesque misfrortune had befallen the two Zep DJs). Even then, they didn't grasp that the Zep station didn't exist or that it was satire.

I think that's indicative of something.

By the way, while Zep certainly have a few quite good songs, the idea that "being important to guitarists" is the only way to evaluate music really sickens me. By that standard, why aren't Zeperationists out demanding that Blind Lemon Jefferson and Elizabeth Cotton and Leadbelly and BB King get all the Rock Grammies? It's also the kind of thinking that leads to idolization of, at best, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Eric Clapton, and at worst, Joe Satriani or Yngwie Malmstein. Can you play guitar like them? Neither can I. Therefore, QED they must be the best musicians living.

The truth is, music is a spiritual child. At its best, within a band. At least, between a performer and her or his audience. Masturbating with your guitar IS craftsmanship, but it doesn't even deserve pop success, let alone cult status. In fact a nerd locked in his bedroom with his beloved computer is much closer to interesting-dude-whose-opinion-I-would-care-about-re-music status than a pretentious moron jerking his Stratocast off, even if the latter has groupies and heroin lying around as props.

Zep rarely if ever communicated anything worth communicating except a love of rockified blues. Green Day, on the other hand, got mind expanding ideas across to moshing rugrats. History will vindicate us, the discerning.

Resistance is futile:

Grammy Whammy!

Read your Grammy article at Salon.com. Nice article, but did you really say Green Day is a far better band than Led Zeppelin? Misprint maybe? Of course you never heard of Dickie Betts either...

Nick

Grammys

Saw your review on the Grammys at Salon.com. Good review except for two minor quibbles: The "Southern Rockers" DID include the verse about Neil Young in the song. I was surprised they included it, along with the George Wallace verse. I guess they had to give a shout out to the red states. I know you didn't TIVO the Grammys but go to the streamed version to double check.

Also you eluded to it but, I wish you would have mentioned how much Green Day rocked the house during American Idiot. My 12 year old daughter who is into Usher was on the edge of her seat during that performance and my 9 year old son, who is just getting into rock took my GD American Idiot CD up to his room at bed time.

Also since I'm writing I might as well mention that I really enjoyed "Never Mind the Pollacks" I sent copies to about 6 of my friends and we had a long distance, on-line "book club discussion" about the book. I know you're moving on past that persona, but it was a brilliant book nonetheless. One unresolved issue from our book club: Is Paul St. Pierre a stand in for Griel Marcus or his he a composite character, of which GM would be a major component?

Thanks

Dean E. Carlson


DEAN:

St. Pierre is a composite of several "academic"-type rock critics.

NP

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