I Am My Own Odd Couple
Bachelor Week Hetereosexual Activities:
Weed.
Grilling brats, drinking beer, and going to Dodger game with the guys.
Eating chicken wings with the other guys.
Going to Tball trophy ceremony to collect trophy and mooch off buffet.
Intermediate Class at Commerce Casino's "University Of Poker".
BBQ at Hogly Wogly in Van Nuys.
Solo Naked Hot Tub.
Going to see "The Hangover".
Watching "The Cincinnati Kid" wasted at 1 AM.
Listening to sports-talk radio garage-rock station on Pandora.
Playing online poker.
Porn.
Bachelor Week Meterosexual Activities:
Buying fruit at the South Pasadena Farmer's Market.
Watching "Top Chef: Masters" and "True Blood".
Bargaining over furniture at patio-supply store.
Tearing up over NPR coverage of Michael Jackson's death.
Listening to Dusty Springfield Radio on Pandora.
Reading celebrity gossip.
Dusting.
Walking my Boston Terriers.
Driving Prius to Trader Joe's.
Cooking Moroccan Potato Salad for Jewish-themed potluck.
Yoga.
Writing about yoga.
Meditation.
Blogging.
Comments
BBQ at Dr.Hogly Wogly's makes up for at least half of the metrosexual activities.
Posted by: TOC | June 27, 2009 2:58 PM
I know you saved Top chef & True Blood - right? :) At least your two "Oscars" are out of town.
Posted by: Reg | June 27, 2009 6:26 PM
The Cincinnati Kid -- great movie.
Posted by: sgt.turmeric | June 28, 2009 2:37 PM
Just had a similar one while left alone for a few days.
Tequila and Dub Reggae whilst loading the dishwasher.
Posted by: dominic | July 1, 2009 2:09 AM
It's amazing how fun mundane tasks can be when mixed with the proper cultural stimuli.
Posted by: Neal Pollack | July 1, 2009 9:24 AM
I could definitely do one of these from the homosexual side; probably, I'd call the list "gay guy" vs. "gay gay" activities.
Posted by: Huntington | July 30, 2009 3:00 PM