Parents like you disgust me.

You think your children are so unique, so creative...really just narcissistic visions of yourselves, eh?

What you are doing, is raising a society of spoiled entitled brats. By the time you are on your deathbed and the world around you is collapsing, and you can't even breathe the fucking air, you can blame it all on the unique-so special-can do no wrong-sociopath you chose to spawn.

I do not despise all children, just those of your lot.

You are a food waster.

Keep on passing the tripe, Neal.

Wow. Geez, now I feel bad for actually liking this blog.

Perhaps Liza should learn the what the address bar is for... if you don't like the tripe, move on.

Wait! I know what Liza's problem is... she's a Republican that takes the world way too seriously. She's offended by the K-word.

So, uhm, okay then... there you go.

Can we get liza and her tribe of conformist neo-nazis to post a pic of herself online. so we can see if she's worth ANYthing at all?

Thanks for your loyalty, my two remaining readers here!

Neal, I have it on good authority that Liza is Jonathan Safran Foer, apparently still miffed you pretended to wipe your ass with his book.

My wife got me your book for my bday. Im up to your movein to the austin house. Been trying to get through it but one of my toddlers really likes to point out the duck and shoes on the cover nonstop. oh, btw, can i expect any mention of weekly trips to lockhart for brisket?

Still enjoying your posts, although I admit I only check in every other month or so (so many blogs, so little time!). Sporadic posting means sporadic reading (I haven't bothered to figure out that RSS thing where they tell me when a new post has been left - someday I'll get to that).

But anyway, loved your book, and am really hoping you'll cobble together another volume - it's your combination of blunt honesty with sincere effort to "do the right thing" that appeals to me so much. Something I strive for but often fall short due to my continuing quest to maintain job security!

Dude, anyone who says they despise any children probably also uses the word "breeders" with an arrogant tone. I hope Liza gets the seat next to my kids on the next plane ride we take and she can breathe the fucking air of my baby's do-no-wrong poopie diaper!

But anyway, yeah, cool blog.

I'm BACK! *Insert evil laugh*

No, I'm not a Republican. I'm a Kucinich supporter. I'm of mixed race. (black and Asian) No neo Nazi here. Lemme guess, you're all white. Entitled white people with entitled white brats are the bane of my existence.

Who do you support? Corporate Democrat #1 or #2?

If you really give a shit about your brats, you'll stop treating them as if their god's gift to the world. Oh, I know, your kid's special right? I bet you all read this bullshit blog and think that your own kid is better than Neal's kid. C'mon...you know you do it.

In a world of 6 billion+, your kid is not special and neither are you. Now, hop in your SUV get those little crappers to their Krav Maga class.

I'm going to go play my harp, and watch the world end.

This is the kind of high-end conversation that I hope to stimulate through my ground-breaking work.