The Anteater Knows
"What's the matter, Daddy?"
"I'm worried."
"Why?"
"Because the Suns have trouble beating the Spurs."
"Why?"
"Because the Spurs are good."
"But I thought the Lakers were the most evil team."
"They are. But the Spurs are better."
"Anteaters are noctural, Daddy."
"If you say so, son."
Suns 101
Spurs 81
Comments
I'm watching you right now on ABC and I can't help but notice you tuck in your shirt. LOSER.
Posted by: patrick | May 8, 2007 11:52 PM
Yes, you're right. I am a loser because I had my shirt tucked in that day. Good lord, man.
Posted by: Neal Pollack | May 9, 2007 12:00 AM
The Suns are all that is good and holy in sports. I think Elijah's next lesson should be about taking it to the hole, which the Suns a) have an ability to do that they lacked last year and b) finally REALIZED they had the ability to do last night. Of course, "taking it to the hole" will take on any number of meanings over the course of Elijah's life.
Posted by: John | May 9, 2007 8:41 AM
ah crap, I missed the show.
I did watch the Suns look good though.
Posted by: whit | May 9, 2007 10:56 AM