Pigs In A Poke
8 AM. Five minutes after waking.
Regina: "Did you hear that pigs are having kidney problems now, too?"
Neal: "Is that so?"
"Uh-huh. They're feeding them the infected grain."
"What a drag. Guess we'd better watch the bacon."
"Yeah. And you know what else? You know what they're also feeding pigs now?"
"What?"
"The corpses of dead pets. Which are also infected."
"Hmm."
"Like on Deadwood. Those pigs would eat anything."
"For God's sake, woman. I'm trying to eat my pancakes here!"
"Sorry."
Elijah: "Did pigs eat our dead pets?"
Comments
Okay, not exactly how I said it, but it's true that pigs in several states have fallen ill:
via Itchmo: http://www.itchmo.com/read/pig-contamination-continues-to-expand_20070424
“I don’t have the numbers on that right now but it potentially affects thousands of hogs,” Stephen Sundlof, director of the FDA’s Center for Veterinary Medicine, told reporters. “Some of the hog operations were fairly sizable.”
Livestock feed that may have been contaminated with ingredients imported from China was sent to hog farms in North and South Carolina, California, New York, Utah and “possibly” Ohio, he said.
Posted by: Regina | April 25, 2007 5:44 PM
Wow, that's some pig.
Posted by: whit | April 25, 2007 6:27 PM
Soylent green is... PETS! Ahhhha!
Posted by: Tim Elhajj | April 26, 2007 9:45 AM
Jules Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules I don't eat dog either.
Posted by: PhillyD | April 26, 2007 4:28 PM
You eat five minutes after waking? Did you make the pancakes the night before? Wow, can I move it?
Posted by: Daddy L | April 27, 2007 3:29 PM