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January 19, 2007

Soothing Reassurances

On the phone tonight:

Elijah (crying): Daddy, I wanted to say good night to you! Good night, daddy!

Neal: Good night, buddy. Be a good boy for mommy.

Elijah: OK.

Regina: He's done.

Neal: No. Put him back on.

Elijah: Hi, Daddy!

Neal: Hey, Elijah. Guess what?

Elijah: What?

Neal: You know what happened today?

Elijah: What?

Neal: My arm fell off.

Elijah: No!

Neal: It did. And then I put it back on.

Elijah: Guess what happened to me today.

Neal: What?

Elijah: JoJo put glue in my hair and stuck me to a lamp-post.

Neal: Wow.

Regina: OK. He's done.

Neal: I think he'll be fine.

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Comments

This sounds like the conversations I STILL have with my mom at 32.

You've dropped the quotation marks from your dialog. Are you writing something for stage or screen?

OMFG, Bush just said in the state of the onion speech that Baby Einstein represents the best of the American spirit of enterprise and small business. It's a Republican conspiracy!

Better a Lamp post than a fire truck or UFO, right?

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