Several interested readers have informed me about glaring omissions in my Elijahverse mythology. Man, this really is a website. Nerds! Anyway, here are some more key characters and terms.

Bush Man. An evil supervillain who, according to Elijah, tortures people and steals their money. Regina and I may have prodded the boy a bit on this one.

Mr. Dang. At the moment, according to Elijah, he is the world's most powerful refrigerator. Yet he doesn't feel cold to the touch. A good guy.

The Floor Of Dust. A place where Elijahverse villains throw their enemies. As in "I will put you in the floor of dust!" Anyone put in the floor of dust is immediately swarmed by mosquitos.

The Old Knight. When Bhotman is healthy, he's a strapping dude with a fire-breathing dragon on his shirt. When he gets sick, he turns into an Old Knight. The fire-breating dragon then turns into a snake that blows fire out its butt.

On that note, I bid you good weekend.

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