One-Eyed Trouser Sock
Getting ready for school the other morning.
Regina: "Elijah, it's time to get dressed."
Elijah: "But I am dressed."
"No, you have a sock on your peenie. That is not dressed."
"Yes it is."
"No it's not."
"This is what I want to wear to school."
"You can't wear that to school."
"Because you have to wear clothes."
"But I don't want to wear clothes. I want to wear a sock on my peenie."
"I know you do. But you can't."
"Yes I can."
Eventually, Regina got the sock off the peenie and clothes onto the body. But we didn't tell Elijah that he can wear a sock on his peenie at home whenever he wants. First of all, that would be bad advice. Also, really, he shouldn't do something like that. If he does, I don't want to know.