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December 12, 2006

One-Eyed Trouser Sock

Getting ready for school the other morning.

Regina: "Elijah, it's time to get dressed."

Elijah: "But I am dressed."

"No, you have a sock on your peenie. That is not dressed."

"Yes it is."

"No it's not."

"This is what I want to wear to school."

"You can't wear that to school."


"Because you have to wear clothes."

"But I don't want to wear clothes. I want to wear a sock on my peenie."

"I know you do. But you can't."

"Yes I can."

Eventually, Regina got the sock off the peenie and clothes onto the body. But we didn't tell Elijah that he can wear a sock on his peenie at home whenever he wants. First of all, that would be bad advice. Also, really, he shouldn't do something like that. If he does, I don't want to know.



The Red Hots were bound to start affecting him, what with living in L.A. and all.

Nice job on the slick new site design.

I think your new site is pretty difficult on the eyes. I'm just saying...

Ah, the ol' penis-sock stage of childhood development. Dr. Spock had it at #5 on his top 10 list of most important childhood milestones (#4 is masturbating onto a clean towel and putting it back in the cupboard. That's a few years away, obviously).

The new look is, uh... kind of feels like a megadeth fan site.

Is it always Halloween in Alternadadland?

The black background with orange lettering really is hard on the eyes.

Working on it...

It looks awesome!

I actually like the colors, but the center-justified text is driving me bonkers.

Aaagh! What happened here?

Sorry, put me down for another "sorta hard to read." I check websites for a living, and white text on black background gets old quick.

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