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The child charged into our room at 6 AM on Friday. We had a six-hour drive to Phoenix ahead of us that day, so I knew there wouldn't be a lie-in. But we'd already predetermined that Regina would take first sentry and that I'd emerge an hour later. Here's what I heard:
"Neal! My eyes won't open!"
"What are you talking about?"
"They're glued shut."
"What do you mean, they're glued shut?"
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"Oh."
"It must have been that milk they put in my coffee yesterday."
"Right."
"I told them to give me soy milk."
Regina rose from bed.
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She staggered toward the bedroom door, arms in front of her, staying low to the ground so as to minimize injury. I thought back to 1998 or so, to a time when we lay naked under a ceiling fan, not particularly worried about our health, glowing after some solid, steamy sex, discussing our plans for the future. This was not one of those plans.
I turned over. A call rang out from the other room.
"Neal!"
"What? What goddamn it? What?"
"Elijah flushed something down the toilet."
"So."
"So I'm on the toilet and my eyes are still crusted shut."
"Wait. He flushed something down the toilet while you were sitting on it?"
"No! The other toilet."
"Oh."
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With a moan, I got up, wearing a pair of red paisley boxers that I probably should have gotten rid of during the Clinton Presidency. Those had been carefree days. I went into the kitchen, where Elijah was pulling a bag of frozen broccoli out of the refrigerator.
"Elijah," I said. "Did you flush something down the toilet?"
"It was just toilet paper! One piece!" he said.
"Are you sure?"
"Not a bar of soap or a piece of my toy blender."
Those were other items he'd flushed down the can in the past, causing us to rack up tens of dollars in plumber's fees.
"Do not flush the toilet," I said.
Oh, wait. That was bad advice.
"Unless you go potty. And you should go potty. How about right now?"
"No thanks," said my son. "I've got a diaper."
About half an hour later, I got out of bed for the final time when Regina ran into the room, hysterical because she thought that our car's brake lights had been on all night. Just once, I thought, I'd like to wake up to something other than an emergency. If I'd wanted to be a goddamn fireman, I would have volunteered.
"But they're OK now," she said.
"Then why..."
It wasn't worth the conversation. I went into the kitchen, where my kind and generous wife had already started the teakettle for me. I saw a sliced cucumber on the counter.
"Did Elijah eat cucumber for breakfast?" I said, hopefully.
"It's for my eyes," Regina said.
When you don't have health insurance, folk remedies are all that remain.
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