Wondertime Is Fundertime

Not Little Bear? The little brown creature who's compelled to streak around in the buff while all the other characters are clothed?

I vote for Greg Wiggle. He gives me the fucking creeps, like he backhands the other Wiggles off camera or something.

Posted by: flea | January 24, 2006 7:23 PM

Good call on Greg Wiggle. I don't know if he backhands the other Wiggles, but I'm sure he cries like a little girl when his cohorts screw up a taping:

"Criminy Captain Feathersword, it's roll across the floor, jump to your feet, then do-se-do with Wags the Dog off stage LEFT! Is it really that difficult? STAGE LEFT, you...you fucking fuck!" (sobs)

Greg also gets bonus points for adding about 60 pounds between the Wiggles 1990s Aussie heyday and their 21st century Disney-fication.

Having said that, I nominate Francine from PBS's Arthur is the most oversexualized character, insofar as she is unquestionably a huge lesbian. Even Peppermint Patty is intimated by that girl.

But Marcy isn't...

Posted by: Anonymous | January 24, 2006 8:51 PM

My vote's for Boo-Bah, though I think neckless jeweled-toned mute Kewpie dolls *are* considered sexy in somewhere like Japan.

Posted by: Sabra | January 25, 2006 5:45 AM

More funny than kids role playing reading is this:

http://community.livejournal.com/childfree/

That people would call you and Regina "breeders", that she would be one of the "dumb breeding sows that have leaked out their IQ through the placenta and breastmilk", and Elijah would be a "little screaming bag of meat" or "crotchling."

I find this kind of hatred funny.

Posted by: Anonymous | January 25, 2006 7:22 AM

I see what you're seeing about Little Bear. He also celebrates pagan holidays. My vote goes to June from Little Einsteins, who wears a tutu and is always cocking her hips seductively. The rest of the kids are totally sexless. I swear to god I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Neal Pollack | January 25, 2006 12:11 PM

My vote is for Stephanie from that show Lazy Town. It's like a weird Icelandic kids show with Euro Techno Dance Pop songs. Stephanie wears a pink wig and pink outfit. She is the only human child on the show. Somebody has to have seen this. It's creepy.

Posted by: nancydrew77 | January 25, 2006 11:45 PM

Does anybody remember Barney? C'mon,that's weird. I spent many years babysitting my little sister as she demonically chanted the, "I love you, you love me, where a great big family..."

My soul still shudders.
Gay teletubbies or not.

Posted by: Will Pence | January 26, 2006 10:27 AM

Ah, yes. Stephanie from Lazy Town. I always wondered what she and the mustachioed Sportacus were up to.

Posted by: Neal Pollack | January 26, 2006 10:56 AM

The parenting theme is welcomed. i can't tell you how it great it is to know someone else who fails to see the rationale behind "nicely" telling your preschooler to stop touching all the produce, or telling the kid to "stop pulling the dog's tail or she will turn around and bite your face off, and then you won't be able to go to school because you won't have a face, so i better call the teacher and tell her you're not coming. Where's the phone..." Let me know when you figure out how to stop the biting thing.

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