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September 23, 2005

Refugees Everywhere!


Now they're predicting some light showers and winds up to 15 MPH. Yet again, I avoid calamity. Meanwhile, I haven't left the house in two days. Evacuees are, apparently, pissed at the empty Austin store shelves. Sorry. If anyone is stalled on I-35 somewhere between MLK Blvd and 51st Street, we have a lot of water here that we hoarded in a panic a few days ago.

Meanwhile, everyone says there's a lot of traffic out there. I'll take their word for it, and will spend the evening like the rest of the tragedy-humpers out there, watching the end of the world approach yet again on TV, or maybe a NetFlix movie. How about next week, just as an experiment, we attempt to move all of Los Angeles into San Francisco? That's about the equivalent of what's going on right now in Texas.

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