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February 17, 2005

Is It Safe?

If you get your news from this site, then you're really in trouble. I wisely gave up running a current-events blog right when current-events blogs became popular and profitable. Nothing like cashing out before the boom. Regardless, I'd like to call your attention to the fact that President Bush has just nominated John Negroponte for the new position of Director Of National Intelligence. If you don't know who John Negroponte is, study this page. Expect people to start "disappearing" soon and expect innovations in Third-World dentistry. Government-sponsored torture, death squads. Put your hands in your ears. Nyah nyah nyah!

The Green Day/Led Zeppelin debate continues on my letters page.

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