In his new book, Foer wrote,
"Another good thing is that I could train my anus to talk when I farted."
And apparently he did teach himself this. Thus, I don't need to tell you anything about the sloppy prose disguised as the thoughts of a nine year old genius and the fact that Foer has never actually spoken to a nine year old, genius or otherwise, in his entire life. The new book is just rich boy wank disguised at literacy, which is a problem all in itself, and not isolated to Foer. Anyhow, buy the book and feel Foer jerk himself off all over you. Some people will like that, I guess.