Felicia, who writes, "like Madonna, Cher, and many people in Afghanistan, I only have one name," has posed a question to our panel. It goes: "Descriptions of Orwell's filthy little room sound a lot like descriptions of Quentin Crisp's filthy little room. Could George's dislike of "pansies" be evidence of latent homosexuality and self-loathing?"

AS: Let me take that one. As the world's leading expert on blatant homosexuality and self-loathing, it's become very clear to me over the last 10 years that the Democrats have hijacked the so-called "gay rights" agenda, manipulating gays and lesbians into believing that there's only one proper way to vote. Well, I'm here to say that gays and lesbians are just like everyone else, only more so, and anyone who disagrees with me is a Krugman-reading sniper and child molester.

AWK: So let's get a party going (let's get a party going) Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard) Let's get a party going (let's get a party going) When it's time to party we will always party hard Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

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